Funny Notes

A friend of mine sent this to me with some other funny notes, but I don’t think I will try calling him and leaving a message any time soon.

I dialed a number and got the following recording:
“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I don’t return your call, you are one of the changes.”