Born Too Early

When I was younger, everyone would grab my hands and tell how beautiful they were for a man. I always had a fantasy of being a hand model. Back then though, they were not in such demand. If I were only born later or used rubber gloves when washing dishes for the last few decades, perhaps I would still have a shot at it. Maybe someone needs a hand model for a Geritol commercial? If so, call me.
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